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It'll take years to rebuild these systems.
You have two weeks.
S1 E8Stolen Memories
S1 E9The Main Man
[burps] I'm giving you geeks ten seconds before I frag everything in sight! One... [shows his gun] TEN!
[tasting a flowing liquid] Old weasel spit.
Hey, how's it goin', chief? Maybe you can help me, I'm new in town and I'm looking to find this geek here.
DCDesk Cop
Superman? We don't keep tabs on him. He only shows up if there's trouble.
[grins] I can do trouble.
I'm confused, Kent. See, I've lived in Metropolis most of my life and I can't figure out how some yokel from Smallville is suddenly getting every hot story in town.
Well, Lois, the truth is, I'm actually Superman in disguise and I only pretend to be a journalist in order to hear about disasters as they happen, and then squeeze you out of the byline.
You're a sick man, Kent.
You asked.
[Lobo waits for Superman, firing a high-powered weapon around the police station room to attract his attention.]
[yawns] Ah, this is gettin' lame. I thought he'd be here by now. Whoa, mosquito! [Fires weapon]
Finally! Been tryin' to get in touch with you all day.
Who are you?!
Oh, I'm sorry. My card. [punches Superman in the face]
The name's Lobo. That's L as in "Lacerate", O as in "Obliterate", B as in "disem-Bowel" and O as in, uh... Well, I guess I can use "Obliterate" twice, huh? What do you think?
I think you're a certifiable madman.
Thanks.
[Regarding the damage done to the LexCorp building] Get maintenance teams on every floor. Put them on round the clock shifts if you have to, but I want all repairs completed...
[Crashing through the floor and bursting through the ceiling; yelling] KILL, MAIM, FRAG, DESTROY!
Immediately!
Give him one for me. MAKE IT A DOZEN!
Holy fragarolli! F-feels like I'm being torn apart! Cool.
It's always sweeter collecting a reward knowing that you beat some other geek out of it.
You actually care about them geeks!
They're human beings.
Yeah, well, they're gonna have to make do without their big blue babysitter from now on. You see, someone's paying me a heap of cash for your carcass, and the Main Man always delivers.
[about to attack Superman] Now, the more you move, the worse it'll hurt. So feel free to go crazy!
Okay, frag-face, let's tango!
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