Superman: The Animated Series quotes

Brainiac

I suspected that we might meet, Batman.

Superman

[as Batman] You got into Wayne's computers during his partnership with LexCorp.

Brainiac

Yes.

Superman

[as Batman] You saw that his company could built you a rocket, so you took control of Bruce Wayne and had him authorize the project.

Brainiac

You're every bit the detective that your followers on the Internet believe.

Superman

[as Batman] I also know how you work: collect a planet's knowledge, then destroy it. I can't allow you to leave.

Brainiac

What you allow does not concern me. While your deductive skills are impressive, you are still only human.

Brainiac

Kal-El. This development was highly improbable.

Superman

Today's been full of surprises.

Batman

I hear the city's been busy.

Superman

Nothing the kid couldn't handle. I have to say, for a guy who's supposed to be such a loner, you sure know how to pick a partner.

This is crazy.

You asked for heroes; you didn't say anything about sanity.

Young Lana Lang

What's this strange power you have?

Young Clark Kent

What do you mean?

Young Lana Lang

The ability to attract every airhead in Smallville!

[after seeing Brainiac] Whoa! Check out Darth Vader! Que Pasa man? Take a wrong turn at Tatooine?

Brainiac

[holding Kenny up high] Where does Clark Kent live?

Clark? What is this?

Brainiac

Insufficient response. [throws Kenny across the street]

Martha Kent

[Seeing Jonathan preparing to help Clark] Don't be foolish! You need something better than a shovel!

Up, up and away! Ha! I always wanted to say that!

Young Clark Kent

Like a pair of glasses is going to fool anyone.

Young Clark Kent

[After seeing his future costume] Red underpants? Now I know you're crazy!

Brainiac

At last, the son of Jor-El kneels before me.

Superman

This couldn't have been just some kidnapping attempt. And she knows more than she told the police, I'm sure of it.

Lana Lang

That's Darcy. She takes reticence to a whole new plateau.

Jimmy Olsen

Watch out, Clark. You're about to burn a hole in those glasses.

Hey lady, you can't park there, it's for emergencies only.

Your definition of 'emergency' is way too limited. [car gets smashed by kangaroo]