Mean Gene Okerlund, Sensational Queen Sherri and others in “1990”

With me now, Sensational Queen Sherri.

You mean victorious Sensational Queen Sherri.

Well, yes, but you're not gonna gloat like that.

Listen, Mean Gene. When you are so good that you intimidate your opponent to the point where they don't even show up because they know that they'll take a sensational beating, you can gloat all you want.

Well, I suppose, but Queen Sherri, there's something peculiar going on around here as it relates to Sweet Sapphire. It's almost if she vanished into thin air. There were earlier sightings of Sapphire, but I don't know what's happened to her, I really don't.

"Earlier sightings"? What is she, a UFO?! But you're right, a lot of people did see Sapphire earlier this afternoon, and I'm beginning to think that maybe she's not so dumb after all.

What do you mean?

First of all, she was smart enough not to show up and take a beating in her match with me; second, I heard a few rumors a minute ago. She may be the smartest person in the WWF.

Rumors? What rumors?

[laughing hysterically] Well...this is too good to be true!

Sensational Queen Sherri, I fail to see what's so funny about a missing person.

I said she was missing, I didn't say anything about her being a person.