[In a doctor's waiting room, Danny to Jordan from a magazine titled Expectant.]
If you were over 35, then what we gotta do is stick a needle about half a foot into your stomach, and get some fluid from your pre-natal girth.
Why are you here?
Morale.
I really don't need help.
Not now, but you will soon, 'cause this says you gonna have to make a journey of 1200 miles to bury your eggs in the warm mud.
Danny....
Wait, that can't be you.
(snickering) No.
It's an Alaskan King Crab that does that.
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