Harriet and Simon in “The West Coast Delay”

You know, where I grew up, if this had happened, there'd be a town meeting, and everybody'd be there. And the guy would have to sit and listen while Reverend Tillinghouse gave a sermon on honesty and character.

That's exactly what would happen where I grew up, except we'd've driven by the guy's house and shot him with a GAT-9.

See, there's more that unites us than divides us.