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Strangers with Candy · Season 1, Episode 1

Noblet in “Old Habits, New Beginnings”

Chuck NobletStephen Colbert

Jerri, let me give you a little advice: No one makes friends with a failure. Okay? Understand? Now you run along and have fun. Bye-bye. Lock the door.

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