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Strangers with Candy · Season 1, Episode 1

Jerri and Noblet in “Old Habits, New Beginnings”

Jerri

[standing in front of the class] History has taught us many things. For example: I can't smoke one stick of pot or take one needle of coke. One night – I'll make this quick – one night, I was thrown by a horse and I had to have a laminectomy...

Noblet

Thank you, Jerri.

Jerri

...now you all know the size of a king-size sheet, right? Well, you try scrambling down that in the dark after a boot of skag or a snort of horse...

Noblet

Really, Jerri, that's fine. What was your report on again?

Jerri

Brazil.

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