Jerri
[standing in front of the class] History has taught us many things. For example: I can't smoke one stick of pot or take one needle of coke. One night – I'll make this quick – one night, I was thrown by a horse and I had to have a laminectomy...
Noblet
Thank you, Jerri.
Jerri
...now you all know the size of a king-size sheet, right? Well, you try scrambling down that in the dark after a boot of skag or a snort of horse...
Noblet
Really, Jerri, that's fine. What was your report on again?
Jerri
Brazil.
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