Strangers with Candy · Season 2, Episode 8
“The Blank Stare: Part 1” · Season 2, Episode 8
In this episode: Jerri Blank (8), Rebecca (3), Sara Blank (1)
Hello, ladies, what are you doing?
We were just wondering why you'd come talk to us.
I want to know what plans you have for Fri-Sat-Sund.
Well, first we're going to avoid you. Then after that we thought we'd shun you and then we're going to a party. Hey! Why don't you not come with us!
Oh Jerri, I didn't know you were coming home this early. We would've left sooner.
Where are we going?
Well, if by "we" you mean Derrick and I, the answer is a family getaway to Good Time Island!
[excited] Good Time Island?!
Oh, did I remember not to tell you?
Check it out, troll--An all-access pass with full release!
I'll go pack my things!
Oh, I'm sorry, Jerri, you know the car only has room for four and we already have two. Oh and if you get hungry later, um, eat something.
[Jerri is puzzling over what to do next.]
I know! I'll feed my baby... Oh, that's right. My baby's an imaginary creation to fight the ravages of loneliness.
My name's Rebecca. What's yours, Jerri?
Jerri. What's yours, Rebecca?
Rebecca.
What kind of place is this?
Oh, it's just a collective cooperative community service operation outreach program project.
Okay, as long as you’re not a cult.
So where are we? I must've fallen asleep after you slipped me those pills and put on that blindfold.
Maybe I should head home.
Home to what, Jerri? A family that doesn't care and friends who don't love you?
Well, technically, it's my friends who don't care and my family that doesn't love me.
I wanna go home!
Fine. You're not a prisoner here. There are no bars on our electrified fences. We don't have attack dogs in our alligator-infested swamps surrounding this compound.
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