[to her pretend husband] You don't wanna beat me or screw me!? What kind of marriage is this? Bring a book.
“To Love, Honor and Pretend” · Season 2, Episode 7
In this episode: Jerri Blank (2), Geoffrey Jellineck (1)
GODDAMMIT! You're picking at my brain like a jackal!
What's it like being a whore? Wait a minute, I know that one.
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