But I've had plenty of babies! Just none I've carried to full term.
“A Burden's Burden” · Season 1, Episode 2
In this episode: Jerri Blank (4), Geoffrey Jellineck (2)
It doesn't matter when you get here - just what time.
OPOrlando Pinatubo
Mr. Jellineck! I can't form the pot!
Easy there. OK, look... Grasp the pot like you would a mischievous child's neck. Go on, dig your thumbs in there like you're gouging out the eyes of an enemy.
Is that how they say 'hi' in Whoreville?
Pee on me.
It was a lot easier being a single mother when I was neither single, nor the mother.
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