[Max and Billy are driving]
God, this place is such a shithole.
It's not that bad.
No? [Buzzes down the window and holds his nose] Mmm, you smell that, Max? That's actually shit. Cow shit!
I don't see any cows. [Buzzes the window up again]
Clearly, you haven't met the high school girls. So what, you like it here now?
No!
Then why are you defending it?
I'm not.
Sure sounds like it.
It's just, we're stuck here, so...
Mm, you're right. We're stuck here. [Glares at her] And whose fault is that?
[Under her breath] Yours.
What'd you say?
Nothing.
Did you say it's my fault?
No!
You know whose fault it is. Say it. [Pause] Maaax... say it. SAY IT!!!
[He floors the gas pedal; Max looks up and is shocked to see Mike, Lucas and Dustin riding directly ahead of Billy's car]
Really, everyone dressed up last year.
Billy, slow down.
Oh, these your new ape-friends?
No! No, I don't know them.
Oh, then I guess you won't care if I hit 'em then, huh? I get bonus points, I get 'em all in one go!
No, Billy, stop, it's not funny.
[Dustin notices Billy closing in on them]
Uh, guys...!
[They all try desperately to outrun Billy]
Billy, come on, stop! This isn't funny! Stop!
Go, go, go, go!
BILLY, STOP IT!
Oh, shit shit shit shit shit...!
[Max yanks the steering wheel; at the last minute, Billy's car swerves into the other lane, barely missing the boys]
[Laughs maniacally] WHOOO! That was a close one, huh?!
Was that...
Madmax!
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