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Stranger Things · Season 1, Episode 15

Lucas, Dustin and others in “Unfinished Business”

You're just not nimble enough, but you'll get there someday. But until then... [chuckles] Princess Daphne is still mine!

You know, whatever. I'm still tops on "Centipede" and "Dig Dug".

KKeith

You sure about that?

Sure about what? You're kidding me, nonononono. Move, move! [He checks the top scores on "Centipede" and "Dig Dug"] Aw, no no no no no... NO! No! No...!

Seven hundred and fifty-one thousand, three hundred points?!

That's impossible!

Who- who's "MADMAX?"

KKeith

Better than you.

[Dustin gives him the finger]

Is it you?

KKeith

[Scoffs] You know I despise "Dig Dug".

Then who is it?

Yeah, spill it, Keith.

KKeith

You want information? Then I need something in return. [Grins at Mike]

No. No, no, no, no way! You're not getting a date with her!

Mike, come on, just get him the date.

I'm not prostituting my sister!

But it's for a good cause!

No, no, don't get him the date. You know what? He's gonna spread his nasty-ass rash to your whole family!

KKeith

Acne isn't a rash, and it isn't contagious, you prepubescent wastoid!

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