Storm Hawks · Season 2
...assuming a diminished capacity on a part of the Dark Ace.
A what-inished?
It means he won't be himself.
[Piper rolls down a drawing of the Dark Ace with ghosts around him]
The best way to find a weakness is to try and confuse him.
[Junko laughs]
By... dressing up as ghosts. [slaps his face]
[After crashing the Condor into the Suit of Untold Vengeance]
So much for the new paint job...
[Storm Hawks are confronting the Dark Ace for the second time]
[Encouraging the team] Aerrow knows what he's doing... [hesitates] Right, Aerrow?
Get out there and let the Dark Ace hit you. [Hits himself on the head]
[Storm Hawks look at him incredulously, Radarr faints]
[Stork is melting down the parts of the Suit]
Never wanna see this again... never wanna see this again... [picks up Finn's annoying puzzle game] and never wanna see this... ever again.
I am on a great journey of exploration, to the Other Side. Encountering those Domiwick Beasts was just a minor setback.
Domiwick Beasts?
I discovered them. Why not take credit for it?
Well, they are totally thoughtless and highly destructive. I'd say the name fits.
[Domiwick has blown open an underwater entrance, releasing vicious shark-like creatures]
Had to ram me ship into the hole to keep more from coming up. Our very lives depended on these safe waters. We'd have swum for it, if not for him. Wouldn't be right to leave him behind, even if he does deserve it.
The way I see it, we've got three objectives: haul this ship outta the hole, round up the creatures, and drive them back down and then seal it up for good.
Sounds awesome! Awesomely impossible.
Stabilisers, check. Engines, check. Incredibly complicated plan with way too many variables, check.
I heard that.
[The Condor is flooding]
Grab your breathers! Abandon ship!
[The Storm Hawks, except Piper, put on their breathers]
My breather! Domiwick took it!
Hurry! Take mine!
No, Aerrow!
There's no time to argue! There's still two miles of water between us and any more air!
So, what? You're just gonna go down with the ship?
I'm not giving up on the Condor yet. There's still a chance we can save her if the engine room doesn't flood.
But you'd have to close it off from inside the access duct.
Which I won't be able to do in a bulky breather.
[Aerrow gives Piper his breather]
You'd better make it back.
Hey, it's me. I'll find a way.
[Following a distress signal, the Storm Hawks have landed on a Terra and met a boy named Noob, who claims to be their biggest fan]
And you are...?
[excited] Oh, it's Piper. [regaining composure] Your number one fan. Name's Noob. I'm president of the Storm Hawks fan club.
[Noob presses a button on a remote control. The Storm Hawks' emblem appears on top of a nearby trailer]
Sweet!
We have a fan club?
Oh, it's Junko-Knuckle-Buster-Dunko! It's this Terra's leading tourist destination. That and the ancient Warp Crystal mines [points them out], but who cares about those, right?
This is really flattering, but we need to find out who sent that distress signal.
[excited] Ohh... fearless leader Aerrow, you rock. [regaining composure] Actually, that would be me. See, I was monitoring radio frequencies, and when I heard you guys were in the area... well, I just couldn't resist.
So, you faked a distress call just to get us down here?
And that's just the kind of initiative we should expect from our number one fan. Besides, he hasn't got a picture with the Finnster yet. [posing] Huh?
Y-eah. Not a big Finn fan.
[huge gasp]
[After Noob nearly crashes the Condor]
Who are you? More importantly, where have you been? And do you carry any rare communicable diseases?
[Noob spots a Frost Crystal]
A Frost Crystal that was actually touched by Piper! [grabs the crystal's holder] Can I have it?
Don't touch it! It's highly...
[A beam shoots out of the crystal and turns Junko's teddy bear, Mr Bitsy, into ice]
[sighs] ...unstable!
Ooh, cold.
[Junko accidentally drops Mr Bitsy, shattering him into pieces]
Mr Bitsy! [his eyes well up with tears]
That's a priceless Storm Hawks collectible! It's irreplaceable!
[heartbroken] Tell me about it!
If the Storm Hawks do manage to interfere, I'll reward untold riches to the Talon who can ground them... permanently.
[Noob has lost control of Finn's Skimmer and Aerrow is flying after him in an attempt to rescue him]
Noob, deploy your wings!
You know, I've noticed that sometimes your Skimmer's wings deploy automatically, and sometimes your co-pilot deploys them manually! That seems wildly inconsistent!
We got upgrades, OK? Just deploy them!
[Finn's Skimmer has been eaten by a Lava Serpent. The remains have been brought back to the Condor]
This is all that's left of my Skimmer?
You have a spare.
But that one smells funny.
[Noob has been captured by the Cyclonians. One of them picks up his fake energy blades]
Hey, these blades are fake.
[clears throat] I prefer the term "authorised limited edition reproductions".
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