Storm Hawks · Season 1
[Finn is trying to use the radio]
It's OK. I know you're trying.
OK? OK!? The Nimbus Nimrods are playing for the championship, man, and I'm missing it!
Finn, you‘re supposed to be calling for help!
The Nimrods don't need any help. They're on a winning streak. What do you say about that? (points his shaking finger at Aerrow)
(half-heartedly) Go, Nimrods.
[Junko thinks it was his fault that the Storm Hawks are stranded]
Er, Junko, this place must be messing with you. That's not the way it happened. I'm the one who got us lost, remember?
No, it was me!
What? No, I was the one who got us in here!
Um, excuse me, it was all me, man!
[Radarr points at himself]
But... we can't all be responsible... can we?
[After Finn has given a story about how the Storm Hawks are lost]
Didn't happen to see an air truck in there, did you?
Air truck?
Yeah. The one from Tinhatco.
"What" co?
You know... Tinhatco! Protecting brains like yours for over 25 years! It was carrying a shipment of the AM-3000 state-of-the-art Anti-MindWorm Helmet. I had to get one! I've been starting to notice that tell-tale tickle in my lower medulla!
[The Condor is being pulled down a vortex]
Stork, head straight for the centre; full thrust!
I like your thinking - let's get it over with.
[Junko dumped Stork's Merb Cabbage overboard to get the Condor out of the vortex]
My cabbage. You dumped the whole load.
Yeah, well, sometimes, you know, the tough choices have to be, um... you know, chosen.
[While the Storm Hawks were in the Expanse, they were being preyed upon by a Sky Siren, a creature that conjures illusions from a person's deepest desires. The Storm Hawks are now out of the Expanse]
Someone must have outlasted the Siren.
But that would take someone with major brain power.
[Radarr is piloting the Condor]
Well, say "Hello" to our mental giant!
[to Radarr] Wait. So that‘s your greatest desire? You just wanted to drive?
[Radarr nods]
Works for me.
[The Condor is rocking violently]
Are we under attack? Is it the Cyclonians?
It's worse! Much worse!
[Junko is screaming and banging the floor and walls]
Junko has a toothache.
This won't end well...
[Junko is still screaming and banging the floor and walls]
I can't stand to see Junko like this, so if anyone needs me, I'll be in my room.
[Stork is reading a book]
What you reading?
My new book. "1001 Terrible Afflictions And The Hopeless Means Of Fighting Them".
[The people of Terra Vapos need Finn to help them again]
We gotta go to Vapos. They need their Domo.
Uh-huh. And while you get the royal treatment, they'll make me sing songs. No, thank you! I am staying right here.
Stork, you can either come with me to Vapos, or you can stay here evading Cyclonians... by yourself.
[sighs] I'm going to regret this.
[singing] All the people of Vapos, an epic poem about Finn. You think he knows what he's doing, but who are we really kidding?
[Finn and Stork have disguised themselves as Murk Raiders, and are attempting to convince Eyeball]
Never seen you two before.
We're new!
Uh, really new!
From another ship.
Yeah, far away.
Really far.
Probably haven't heard of it.
You don't even look like Murk Raiders.
[impatiently] Oh, and is your job to give people fashion tips? Now, quit wasting time, and put us up to some back-breaking work!
You got a big mouth! [hits Stork hard on the back, knocking him to the floor, and grabs his hat, which is left floating in mid-air] You'll fit in fine...
[Finn and Stork, disguised as pirates, are doing chores on the Murk Raiders' ship]
[singing] The Domo became a pirate, not as smooth as he could be. While looking for the Serpegris, he ended up doing the laundry.
[The Murk Raiders are having a feast]
As your captain, I've decided that the Murk Raiders are getting... the new kitchen upgrade!
[The Murk Raiders murmur and then start cheering]
New wooden spoons, so no more tongue splitters!
[The Murk Raiders cheer again]
New non-stick pots and pans!
[More cheering]
An energy-saving dishwasher!
[More cheering]
And... a spice rack, with plenty of oregano!
[The Murk Raiders have stolen the Serpegris, which is what the people of Vapos need. The Serpegris is around Captain Scabulous' neck]
I'm gonna swipe it.
You're gonna die.
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