Finn quotes from Storm Hawks

Aerrow

Don't worry, Finn. I'm still lucky to have you as my wingman.

Finn

Sharpshooter.

Aerrow

My sharpshooter, even if you, uh, do get blown up a lot.

Finn

Thanks, Aerrow. I'm there for ya, even when, y'know, I'm not actually there for ya.

Piper

[on movie] The Storm Hawks present: Crystals and You.

Finn

More like "crystals and snooze".

Piper

Finn, just watch. Maybe you'll learn something.

Finn

I doubt it.

Piper

[on movie] But handled improperly... they [crystals] can be extremely dangerous. That's why it's always important to... use plenty of caution handling unstable crystals, or "UPCHUC" for short.

Piper

[on movie] He didn't UPCHUC. Or him. And neither did they. I always UPCHUC. Do you?

Finn

[laughs] I UPCHUC... whenever Junko cooks!

Junko

[laughs] I UPCHUC sometimes after flying upside down!

Piper

Oh! It's my travel log!

Junko

Cool! I like this one!

Finn

[groans] I knew I should have found a better hiding place.

Piper

Finn! What did you do to my movie?!

Finn

Just helping it rock out a little.

Piper

[sarcastically] Gee, thanks.

Finn

[gives her the sign of the horns] No prob!

Finn

Best movie night ever!

Piper

[laughs] I agree with Finn! Whoa, that's never happened before.

Piper

You did all these repairs yourself?

Stork

Well, I made a few upgrades. Tripped the power of the blaster array, added an omnidirectional tiller, improved the autopilot, and... installed cup holders.

Finn

[looks at the cup holders] Sweet!

[after being beaten by Finn in a draw] You just made the biggest mistake of your life!

Finn

Yeah? Well, that's what I told Snipe after he totally clobbered me! [realises his mistake] Uh, when I say "totally clobbered", I mean...

Finn

OK, when you're in bike mode, what's the most important thing to remember?

Safety?

Finn

No, stick-in-the-mud girl who reminds me of Piper, the most important thing is to look good. And that means one thing. [revs his engine] Wheels! [performs a wheelie]

Finn

I am much happier being the number two guy on this team.

Piper

Er, you're not the number two guy.

Stork

Um, I wouldn't even say you're number three.

Junko

Um, yeah, I-- [Finn covers Junko's mouth before he can finish]

Finn

How much longer is this gonna take? I'm so bored I can feel my brain shutting down.

Stork

Shutting down, huh? [points at a page of the book he is holding] Could also be brain warts. [cringes]

Finn

Dude, this is an underwear store?!

Junko

[indignantly] We prefer the term 'Frilly, Delicate What-Nots'.

Piper

This is one-on-one combat, Junko. He's three times your size!

Stork

The Wallops say your odds of winning are... one hundred million to one.

Junko

I don't have a choice.

Aerrow

You always have a choice. Let's leave. We can get back to the Condor and get outta here.

Junko

I'd be branded a coward. I could never face my people again.

Finn

What are you guys worried about? Junko will mop the floor with that dumb Chief Thragg. He's gonna give him a little one-two Knuckle Buster sandwich. Huh? Am I right?

Junko

Oh, the Knuckle Busters, yeah. That reminds me. Can't use them. That'd be cheating. [removes the Knuckle Busters]

Stork

Two hundred million to one.

Aerrow

Everybody OK?

Finn

OK?! We just lost our ship! Our home! My guitar collection! Everything! How could we be any worse?

Finn

Sorry I asked!

Stork

We could fly there in the Condor! Oh right, it's not ready yet because some people keep making design changes!

Junko

But really good changes!

Finn

Total genius! Well, maybe not the gumball machine.