Bummer, Seymour and others in “Unfinished Business”

Oh, it has been an honour, sir! Oh, ho! Now, don't forget your giftbag.

Ah! Oh, well, thank you. Well, this hotel is fantastic and your staff is absolutely top-drawer.

I'll be sure to tell them... ♪ On my way to upper management! ♪

Checking out so soon?

Not soon enough! I have been ignored and abused by your staff all weekend! This is the worst hotel I've stayed at, and I've been to Siberia!

OK, um... how will you be paying?

You expect me to PAY?! Fine! Just charge it to my company card!

OK, Mr... [reads the name on the card] "Stanley Stevens of Luxury Vacations Magazine"?! Will you... excuse me for one moment?

Oh, that's a good one, Mr. S! [chuckles]

Uh, Andrew? [whispering] Andrew!

Not now, Johnny. And your stay is on us, of course.

Oh! Well, that seals it, OK? This truly is the greatest hotel in the universe!

Sir, you are too kind, oh! I cannot wiat to read your review.

Review? What review?

[nudges Seymour's left arm with his shoulder] Oh, Stanley Stevens, you lovable joke-meister, you, heh-heh. Your review? In Luxury Vacations Magazine?

Um, there must be a mistake. I'm SEYMOUR Stevens, stamp collector.

[his left eye twitches before he wheezes] Huh? What?

[whispering] We got the wrong Mr. Stevens!

[grabs Johnny's shirt and yanks his close] Where's the REAL Mr. Stevens?

He went home early. He was kinda... unhappy with the service.

[releases Johnny and collaspes to his knees; Johnny covers his ears] NO-O-O-O-O!

Uh, do I still get to keep the bag?

Take a hike, you nobody.