Surf instructor reporting for duty! Any sweet macking honeys ready to get hot for teacher?
Reef, this is your surf student, Mr. Chester Grizzle!
Let's do this thing!
Him! But that dude's a dude, and he's old, and a dude!
[hits Reef on the head with his cane] Kids these days—no respect!
Indeed, sir, no respect at all!
[laughs] Yeah I get it, prankin' the new guy; good one, dudes, but seriously, where the honeys at?
You will show Mr. Grizzle the finest surf instruction available. [hands Chester a staff e-val] Here's a staff evaluation form sir. Now don't you hold back!
Heh, I'm going to enjoy this!
Man, this is total ca-ca!
Attitude, zero out of ten!
Okay, okay grandpa, let's catch some white wash.
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