[Jack and Victor are on a double date at The Clansman. Jack's date is a rather attractive older woman; Victor's is a rather squat woman with unkempt hair and buck teeth.]
Hello, lads.
Hi, Winston.
And hello, ladies. I'm Winston.
Hello, Winston.
Are you still barred?
Aye. Here, which one of you two unlucky bastards is saddled with the munchkin?
Right, that's it!
Where are you going?
Home! I'm no' sitting in my local with that thing, Jack!
Oh, that's just perfect! You're going AWOL and leaving me with these two women?
I only saw one woman, Jack! I don't know what that other one is!
A munchkin, sure.
Shut up!
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