Two of the usual, please. I've had quite a day.
You must be confused, pal. I work here every day and I've never seen your mug before.
Oh, hardy-har, Lars!
Huh?
I used to make jokes. But you know what? I've had a lot of time to think today and sometimes you gotta smarten up. Act like an adult, 'cause one day if you don't, everyone you know is gonna grow up without you, and you won't have little Steven to pick on anymore because I'll be a grown up too!
[long beat]
Steven... who?
..Steven Quartz Universe!! And I want that donut right there! [taps glass screen, sees his reflection] Uwah?! Aahh!!
Sir, ar-are you okay?!
I'M... OLD!!
Yeah, and nuts.
I'm gonna have to eat fiber cereal, all my teeth are gonna fall out, and then, I'll have to eat oatmeal, [ages further] and it'll be sugar-free! Sugar-free..! [sits down crying with Sadie beside him] I need to reverse this!! ..I need a reverse birthday! The king costume... [to Sadie and Lars] Will you help me into my birthday suit?
[Sadie and Lars's faces turn blank for a beat. Outside, Sadie chases Steven out of the Big Donut with a stool]
YEAH, YOU'D BETTER RUN!
[limping as his back hurts from running] I'm…too…old…for this. [ages forward into an old man with gray hair and trips over]
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