I'm just glad they didn't shut down the lava land ride. Whoa-ho! Look, yes! Some of the lava spewed on my shirt.
That's nacho cheese, Richie.
(sniffs his shirt) Ew. Different eruption.
(to Virgil) He's your friend.
Don't remind me.
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He even had purple skin and orange hair!
Ugh, Bang-Babies. They just have no fashion sense.
PMs. Petebone
Class, I'm handing back your essay tests. Undoubtedly, some of you will be happier with your grades than others.
(seeing his high test score) Oh yes, I'm happy. What about you, Rich?
I'm... one of the others.
Virgil?
Please, don't make me do it, Pops. I don't wanna make the speech.
I would never force you to do that, son.
Then, about what I said to Sharon.
Forget it. We all lose our cool now and again. In fact, I may owe you an apology.
For what?
I thought you come to terms with your mom's death all this time. I was wrong about that, huh?
Pops, I...
You wanna talk about it?
Maybe later, okay?
I understand. It took me a long time before I could even say her name without feeling pain. Whenever you're ready, son. It would be nice if you did speak at the memorial, Virgil. If for no one else, for your mom. Just think about it.
MThe Monster
No, not Thomas. Thomas weak.
Loud noises get on my nerves.
KKangor
Everything gets on your nerves, man.
Hey, I've got issues!
[The Joker's gang of Bang-Babies has just been taken down by Batman, Robin and Static. The Joker, armed with a shock buzzer, feigns injury to lure the Batman.]
JJoker
...Please Batman... help me.
[A hand takes the Joker's who then proceeds to use the shock buzzer on his 'victim.']
JJoker
GOTTCHA
[The Joker looks up to see that it wasn't the Batman's hand who had taken his, but Static's, who wasn't harmed by the electricity.]
That was fun, let me try.
[Static uses his powers to shock the Joker into unconsciousness. The Batman sees how Static has handled himself against the Joker's trick.]
Not bad.
[Richie is dressed as a superhero, complete with a towel cape and broom for a weapon] He then races to... (notices Static] How long have you been standing there?
I came in at "heinous henchmen."
[Having dodged Static's attacks, Run leans against a statue and mocks Static. But Static then administers a 'Static-Cling' to Run, sticking his hand to the statue and preventing him from running out of the way.]
(about Run) Boy, talk about 'stuck on stupid!'
[Jump then teleports under Static's flying disk, stealing it from underneath Static. Static falls to the ground. Jump teleports over Static, holding his flying disk under his arm.]
JJump
(cocky) Done playing around?
Almost... Tag! You it!! (Hits Jump)
[After defeating Ragtag, who had nearly sucked out Static's lifeforce powers.]
V, you all right? V!
(drained) When I wake up, remind me to be very angry at you. (passes out)
I guess we'll have to settle this man to man.
Mano a mano.
No quarter asked, no quarter given.
Gimme a quarter.
You told her we were doing homework? On a Friday night?
Think she won't believe me?
No, she will, which doesn't say much for our social lives.
(After hearing Boom steals the Prize money over the radio) He's Stealing My Prize Money
Hey dude it's like they say: People who live in glass houses should keep the volume down.
Now, any idea what to get your sister?
Let's check out the pet store. Maybe they have a sale on muzzles.
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