Static Shock quotes

Sharon

Don't you ever go home?

I smell an insinuation.

All I'm saying is that 'Shock to the System' is gonna get played out unless we keep adding to our catchphrase list. How about H.V.H. - High Voltage Hero.

I'll have you over. soon.

How soon?

Err... this Friday night

Sure?

(nervous) Yeah, yeah, (to himself) that'll work.

Friday it is then. Better tell your mom's to stock up on some essentials; sodas, chips, cookies, you know, the basic food groups.

Robert

You sure you're ok?

Yeah, pops. I'm cool. I'd be even cooler with a new stereo, though.

Robert

Then, I wouldn't be cool. Stick with your old stereo.

Hey, I had to give it a shot.

Ebon

So, Static's your main man, huh?

Huh!?

I don't believe this, you put a roof over their head, you feed them three squares a day and this is the 'thanks' you...

Richie wasn't the only boy who ran away from you last night.

What you son heard, Hawkins, I wasn't talking about him.

No, you were just talking about his 'Kind', that's all--well I know your kind, Foley, I've seen your kind all my life; a fine upstanding bigot, his nose so close to the grind stone he can't see anything else. Meanwhile, the world changes and grows, and he's blind to it, ignorant, and proud of that too; and you know the worst part?

I'm sure you'll tell me.

You've got a terrific son, one of the best and brightest around, and because of the way you are, you'll never really know him. Richie ran away from you along time ago, Foley, and who could blame him.

Daisy

Richie, what happened to your arm?

Swimming .. accident.

I told you, man. When you dive into the pool, make sure there's water in there.

What was I thinking?

...And next I will tell everyone who you are like you did to me.

Sharon

What'd I do to deserve all this, Daddy?

What'd you do? You were dating the star of America's Most Wanted.

Puff

(About Onyx) The pretty ones are never very bright.

Sharon

You couldn't change into a vacuum with wheels!?

Wheels are hard.

Robert

Captain Fitz came through. They're gonna put Rubberband Man in a safer prison. If his behavior's good, he'll be out and making music in a matter of months.

Sharon

Isn't this exciting?!

Oh, yeah. I'm bouncing off the walls.

Thank you, thank you. And when you tell your friends about this... skip out the part where I tried to pick up the boat.

I don't believe we've been introduced.

Omnifarious.

You're Nefarious?

Omnifarious. It's my name. It means many forms.

Bro, I go to public school. Latin's an elective.

I'm gonna make so many of me, you won't have a prayer.

Ooh a room full of has beens, now I am scared!