Stargate Atlantis · Season 1
[A Wraith Queen just swam to her submerged cruiser]
Well, you're a hell of a swimmer, I'll give you that.
You have restored power?
It'll fly.
[The Queen deactivates the self destruct]
You shall be rewarded—with a quick death!
[McKay empties the ammo of his P90 into the Queen]
She's not dying according to plan here!!
There must be some kind of a command code that needs to be entered first.
Can you figure it out?
Yes, well command codes are usually quite simple like the number one or the letter A, like in Wraith.
[angry] Can you figure out the code or not?!
NO! Not if I stood here and tried for a million years. And we have, uh, just under a million years less than that!
[About a Wraith cruiser] It's been down there for a very, very, very long time.
Give or take a very.
[The team was just attacked by a creature]
What is that?
A piece of an arm, it looks like.
Lets hope that slows it down.
Maybe it'll bleed to death.
Or just grow another arm.
[Sheppard and Ronon spot the Wraith dart]
You thinking what I'm thinking?
Yeah, I fly the dart, beam you all up, and then I use its DHD to dial Atlantis and get out of here.
I was thinking of blowing it up, but your idea's better. Get moving!
Look- asking me to do performance evaluations is ridiculous. I am the first person to admit I don't know who these people are, nor do I care to. If you'd like, I can take you down the hall to the labs and just point at the people who annoy me more than the rest, but that's about as useful as I get.
You should be running Atlantis, not Dr. Weir.
But then I'd be The Man, and who would I have to rage against?
[the team is discussing the strike against Asuras]
They are constructed of real materials which can be destroyed. Six will be more than enough for now.
For now? Isn't it like poking a sleeping dragon? Look, why don't we just wait until Area 51 finishes the P.W.A.R.W.s?
Ugh, which one's that again?
Shouldn't you guys be bickering or something?
Ah, we've got nothing to bicker about. He's run out of bad ideas... finally.
[sulkily] If we survive this, I'm putting in for a transfer.
Oh, please. We both know that you've done your best work under me.
Under you?! I'm my own department head, you know.
Please! We both know that department is a joke.
What?!
Why don't you two just make out and get it over with?
You want to bring an asteroid towards us. Is that wise?
Today it is.
[after the explosion, Ronon got a shard of glass in his shoulder]
Pull it out now.
I can't do that, it may have punctured an artery.
Pull...it...out.
Yeah, yeah I get it you're a tough guy. If you want to take it out yourself...
[Ronon attempts to remove the glass]
Are you crazy!?
It's like the video game 'Asteroids'.
Whatever works for you.
I was terrible at 'Asteroids'! I think I actually scored zero once.
Well, there's only one way to go, and that's up.
I told you I wasn't good at 'Asteroids'!
How's it going?
Well I would be making a lot more progress if 'Timmy Torture' over here wasn't trying to kill me every two seconds.
I wasn't trying to kill him.
Space is quite vast...
You don't say?
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