Battle Droid quotes from Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Commander Battle Droid

Don't shoot! I'm not the commander! He's the commander! [points to battle droid next to him, who gets shot] Guess I'm the commander now.

Ventress

Find Master Yoda.

Battle Droid

Uh... What does he look like?

Ventress

He'll be the small, shriveled, green one. (raises her voice and brings out her lightsaber) WITH THE LIGHTSABER!

Battle Droid

Small, huh? Don't worry, supreme leader. We'll take care of him.

Supreme leader, we found the Jedi.

Asajj Ventress

Excellent. Where is he?

He's just sitting here in front of our tanks.

Asajj Ventress

Shoot him! Shoot him now!

(to troops) Quickly, ready, aim, fire! Fire!

Battle Droid Commander

What a terrible shot.

Battle Droid

Ah, well, it's my programming.

King Katuunko

(about Yoda's supposed surrender and the subsequent battle) That's a lot of smoke for a surrender.

Asajj Ventress

(into hologram) Report, what's going on down there? 224, come in! (another battle droid shows up on the hologram) Where is 224?!

Battle droid

Destroyed, supreme leader. The Jedi has overrun our position and-- (gets cut down by Yoda) AAAH!!!

King Katuunko

I think all of those stories about the Jedi are true.

Asajj Ventress

The fight isn't over yet, majesty. (presses button to unleash Droidekas)

It sounded like a ship docking at one of the emergency airlocks.

You're circuits are loose. No one's crazy enough to do that.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Anakin, you're crazy. Spinning is not flying.

Anakin Skywalker

But it's a good trick.

Battle droid

Do we take prisoners?

[last words] I... don't. [presses the detonator, destroying the base along with himself and the droids in it]

General Grievous

I didn't tell them to blow up the station!

Battle Droid

But isn't it good that the base is destroyed?

General Grievous

Idiot! [Six Republic cruisers drop out of hyperspace in front of them] The Republic fleet! We're outgunned! Get us out of here!

Look, it's RB-551.

No wonder he got blasted. He's one of those older models programmed by a central computer.

Not us; we're independent thinkers.

Roger, roger.

Roger, roger.

Roger, roger.

[As Anakin is walking menacingly towards them] You said we were safe back here.

[Anakin activates his lightsaber] Come on. There's three of us and only one of him.

[Anakin holds up his lightsaber to a fighting stance] It won't matter.

[Contacts Cad Bane via a comm panel next to a door control panel] Sir, a-a Jedi is coming! He looks very unhappy! [Anakin's lightsaber can be heard cutting the droids down] No! Aaaahh!!

Cad Bane

[to Battle Droids] Wipe all the frigate's memory banks and destroy every record of our mission. Initiate the self-destruct sequence! You transfer all controls to my wrist-com. I want control of doors, gravity generators, everything!

Roger, Roger.

Cad Bane

The rest of you, stay here and defend the bridge! [he leaves through an air duct]

We're defending the bridge, alone?

Against the Jedi? I hate this job.

Battle Droid

Hey, did you get them?

Anakin Skywalker

[throws the backpack to the droid] Catch!

Battle Droid

[catches the backpack] Huh? Wha--? [Anakin Force-pushes him down as Ahsoka throws in the other backpack] No!

Anakin Skywalker

Come on, Rex.

Ahsoka Tano

Up and away. [Anakin and Ahsoka uses the Force to throw Rex up into the air before jumping off the wall. They land on the ground just in time to use the Force again to slow Rex's fall down. Anakin walks over to him and helps him up.]

Next time, just tell me to jump.

Anakin Skywalker

Now where's the fun in that?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

[points to shuttle] Concentrate your fire on that ship!

Battle Droid

Hey, they're shooting at us! Coming back around.

Sir, that ship's coming around for another landing attempt!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Keep firing. Don't let that ship land!

Clone

The guns are overheated!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

[shakes head] Always something... Cody, Jesse, cover me! [jumps toward Grievous]

Clovis, what is going on?

I didn't want this to happen.

Count Dooku

Why don't you tell her what you did want and how you got it?

Dooku?

Count Dooku

Hasn't she joined our cause? Clovis tells me of how instrumental you were to his rise to power.

If I had known...

Count Dooku

Either you are with us, or against us. Arrest her! (his guards take her)

We can't do this Dooku, the Separatist Senate would never approve.

Battle Droid

(Padme takes his gun and points it at Dooku) Hey!

(Dooku uses the force and makes Padme point it at Bec) No! No! NOOOO!!!! (she shoots him)

(gasps) No!

Are you insane?! this wasn't part of the deal!

What deal, what is going on?

Count Dooku

He's given us the banks. Gone are our debts, and gone is any credit for the Republic.

All this time, your idealism, just lies!

You wouldn't understand.

Count Dooku

Everyone has a price, my dear.

Mace Windu

My name is General Mace Windu of the Jedi Order. At this point in the Clone War, I have dismantled and destroyed over 100,000 of you type 1 battle droids. I'm giving you an opportunity to peacefully lay down your weapons so that you may be reprogrammed to serve a better purpose than spreading mindless violence and chaos, which you have inflicted upon the galaxy.

Battle Droid

Blast them!

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Well, I guess it was worth a try.