Asajj Ventress quotes from Star Wars: The Clone Wars

Asajj Ventress

Now you fall, as all Jedi must.

Asajj Ventress

(in a flashback; after seeing her Jedi master dead) MASTER!

Ventress

Find Master Yoda.

Battle Droid

Uh... What does he look like?

Ventress

He'll be the small, shriveled, green one. (raises her voice and brings out her lightsaber) WITH THE LIGHTSABER!

Battle Droid

Small, huh? Don't worry, supreme leader. We'll take care of him.

Supreme leader, we found the Jedi.

Asajj Ventress

Excellent. Where is he?

He's just sitting here in front of our tanks.

Asajj Ventress

Shoot him! Shoot him now!

(to troops) Quickly, ready, aim, fire! Fire!

King Katuunko

(about Yoda's supposed surrender and the subsequent battle) That's a lot of smoke for a surrender.

Asajj Ventress

(into hologram) Report, what's going on down there? 224, come in! (another battle droid shows up on the hologram) Where is 224?!

Battle droid

Destroyed, supreme leader. The Jedi has overrun our position and-- (gets cut down by Yoda) AAAH!!!

King Katuunko

I think all of those stories about the Jedi are true.

Asajj Ventress

The fight isn't over yet, majesty. (presses button to unleash Droidekas)

Ahsoka Tano

If it isn't the hairless harpy.

Asajj Ventress

If it isn't Skywalker's filthy, obnoxious, little pet.

Ahsoka Tano

[sarcastically] How nice of you. Tell you what. I'll give you a merciful death.

General Grievous

Your skills are impressive. Perhaps a match for my own, assassin.

Asajj Ventress

Count Dooku may have taught you how to swing a lightsaber, General, but that hardly makes you my equal.

General Grievous

And yet, I am the general in charge of this assault. Remember assassin, you're to recover the clone DNA.

Asajj Ventress

Why not just destroy it?

General Grievous

Because the DNA could unlock new possibilities for us.

Asajj Ventress

Keep playing with your droids. I'll handle breaking into the DNA room.

General Grievous

(grabs Ventress' wrist) Shall I provide you with a droid escort?

Asajj Ventress

(wraps fingers around Grievous' respirator) My dear general, there's nothing (lets fingers slide off Grievous' respirator and slowly begins to leave) you have that I could want.

Asajj Ventress

Master, I need your help quickly! I'm surrounded.

Count Dooku

You have already lost the battle, child. I've ordered your reinforcements to return.

Asajj Ventress

No! I will destroy the Jedi. I'll show you!

Count Dooku

You have failed me for the last time. You are no longer my apprentice. And now... you shall die.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ventress, you're not looking well.

Anakin Skywalker

She never does.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

You have failed, Ventress! Surrender!

Asajj Ventress

Never!

Mother, we've-- we've failed.

Mother Talzin

Where one sees failure, others see opportunity.

Asajj Ventress

What do you mean, Mother?

Mother Talzin

Your infiltration proves Dooku is vulnerable.

Count Dooku

[after Savage kills King Katuunko] You ignorant beast! I told you I wanted him alive! [blasts Savage with Force Lightning]

Savage Opress

[after being shocked] Forgive me, my master.

Count Dooku

That is not the way of the dark side. [blasts Savage with Force Lightning again. Ventress then arrives on the scene] Ventress!

Asajj Ventress

That's no way to treat your apprentice. I should know.

Count Dooku

[drawing lightsaber] Savage, you can make amends for your mistake by destroying this witch.

Asajj Ventress

[cackles gleefully] I don't think that will be happening! Will it, Savage? [taps Savage's forehead] Remember where your true loyalties lie.

Savage Opress

With you... mistress. [both of them draw their lightsabers]

Asajj Ventress

Kill him! Kill him, you fool! [yells]

Savage Opress

[he tries to attack, but Dooku blasts him with Force Lightning] Ah! I can't. He's too powerful.

Asajj Ventress

Your weakness will not be my downfall!

Count Dooku

A failed apprentice makes for a foolish master!

Asajj Ventress

Surprised?

General Grievous

Hardly, you are the one I was sent here for.

Asajj Ventress

Then fight me alone. Prove you're the greater warrior. If I win, your army leaves. If you win, the Nightsisters will surrender to you.

General Grievous

(drawing lightsabers) I have always been greater than you.

General Grievous

Enough of this. You think you can defeat me? You're nothing.

Asajj Ventress

Kenobi, don't tell me someone's finally knocked the fight out of you. Wake up! (slaps him awake)

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Ventress?

Asajj Ventress

It looks like I'm here to rescue you.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

When did you become the good guy?

Asajj Ventress

Don't insult me.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Oh! What a lovely sight to wake up to.

Asajj Ventress

Don't flatter yourself, Kenobi, you've never been much to look at, especially now.

Savage Opress

The witch and the Jedi.

Darth Maul

Here for our taking. (activates his lightsaber)

Asajj Ventress

(after handing Obi-Wan one of her lightsabers) I want that back.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

That's fine. Red's not my color.

Obi-Wan Kenobi

We're outmatched.

Asajj Ventress

You want to run?

Obi-Wan Kenobi

I learned from watching you.

Asajj Ventress

Funny.