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Star vs. the Forces of Evil · Season 1

Miss Skullnick, Star and others in “Matchmaker”

Miss Skullnick

As you can see class, most of you have done a pathetic job.

Star

Not me. I got an F for fantastic.

Marco

That's an F for fail.

Star

Huh?

Marco

What? You don't have tests on Mewni?

Star

Uh, so what grade did you get?

Marco

Only the best grade you can get, A+ with a smiley face.

Star

Ooh. I want the best one too.

Marco

Wait, don't!

Star

Oh, Miss Skullnick. (Skullnick scratches the board and breaks the chalk after being interrupted by Star) Hey Skullzie, can you please do me a teeny favor and turn my F into an A?

Miss Skullnick

YOU'RE WHINING A LOUSY GRADE?! I FINALLY GOT A GUY WITH A BOAT AND HE LEFT ME AT THE DOCK!!!!

Star

The dock?

Miss Skullnick

THE DOCK ISN'T THE IMPORTANT PART!!!!! (Star mumbles an idea) I guess I'm doomed to dry land.

Star

I got it. I'll cast a spell to get you perfect guy and you can give me the perfect grade.

Miss Skullnick

What?! (Star casts a spell) Wait!

Star

LOVE STORM!!!

(Everyone gasps as they find out Star accidentally turned Skullnick into a troll)

Marco

Star, what did you do?!

Star

I.. I think I turned her into a troll.

Justin

STAR BUTTERFLY RULES!!!!

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