SMiss Skullnick
As you can see class, most of you have done a pathetic job.
Not me. I got an F for fantastic.
MarcoThat's an F for fail.
Marco
What? You don't have tests on Mewni?
Uh, so what grade did you get?
Marco
Only the best grade you can get, A+ with a smiley face.
Ooh. I want the best one too.
Marco
Wait, don't!
Oh, Miss Skullnick. (Skullnick scratches the board and breaks the chalk after being interrupted by Star) Hey Skullzie, can you please do me a teeny favor and turn my F into an A?
SMiss Skullnick
YOU'RE WHINING A LOUSY GRADE?! I FINALLY GOT A GUY WITH A BOAT AND HE LEFT ME AT THE DOCK!!!!
SMiss Skullnick
THE DOCK ISN'T THE IMPORTANT PART!!!!! (Star mumbles an idea) I guess I'm doomed to dry land.
I got it. I'll cast a spell to get you perfect guy and you can give me the perfect grade.
SMiss Skullnick
What?! (Star casts a spell) Wait!
(Everyone gasps as they find out Star accidentally turned Skullnick into a troll)
Marco
Star, what did you do?!
I.. I think I turned her into a troll.
JJustin
STAR BUTTERFLY RULES!!!!
That's it! I'm switching service providers!
Marco
Yeah, good call. Star, I feel bad. I think I may have ruined Ferguson's one chance at love. Maybe we are mess-up twins.
Oh, Marco. That pixie didn't love Ferguson. She just wanted to eat him.
Marco
Really?
And let's be honest. Ferguson does look delicious.
(Marco and Star laugh)
Marco
Well, yeah, I guess nobody's perfect.
FFerguson
Uh, why are you guys talking about me like I'm not here? (notices that they forgot Alfonzo) And where's Alfonzo?
(Scene shows that Alfonzo and the Empress are recently married)
PPPastor Pixie
You may now kiss the bride.
(Pixies congratulates the Empress)
AAlfonzo
Yay! I will make a great pixie king! I'll be very tyrannical, hmm?
(Screen fades to black)
(After an adventure to retrieve half of a sandwich inside a monster)
I had it in my hands Marco! I have no idea what you were thinking! (walks away)
Marco
(follows her) I was thinking of not dying!
(The monster grabs Marco's leg and Star hits it with a flower pot and closes the portal)
(yells at Marco) We went through all that trouble and this sad little scrap of sandwich is all we have to show for it!
Marco
(gets defensive to Star) That's because it's not worth dying for a stupid piece of food! (slaps the sandwich out of her hand and into the wall) I'm going to my room!
I hate when you act like this! (Referring to the first time they met) It makes me wonder why we're even friends! (Scrapes the sandwich off the wall with her hand where there are flies on it now) Ugh, where did all these flies come from?!
(Marco angrily goes to his room and so does Star)
(Star packs her bags for her and Marco's journey to rescue Glossaryck, while he talks to Jackie on the phone)
Marco
Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Right.
(hears bang)
Marco
You know what, Jackie, can I call you back?
(hangs up the phone)
Marco
Look Star, this is a stressful situation I get that, but would it kill you to slow down for a second? You're kind of going overboard. I mean, do you really have to pack this vintage laptop and this purple-y bubbly tea thingy? Why don't you try some breathing excerises?
I don't have time to breathe. I can't waste a.. sec..ond!
Marco, we need to talk. Just one last time.
Marco
Is everything okay? You shouted pretty loud. Everybody's just staring at us.
Yeah, I know. But some stuff just came up, and I've only got a little time.
Marco
What, why? We got the entire summer.
Marco, I don't know how to tell you this, because you're my best friend...
Marco
Star?
...and that makes this super weird because...
Marco
What's wrong?
...because I... I... I do have a crush on you.
[Everyone gasps]
PHPony Head
Who called it?! I called it! Boom! I called it.
I didn't want to admit it because I know you don't feel the same way, and I thought if I just pretended the feelings weren't there, they'd go away. But they haven't. I have to leave Earth, probably forever, and I couldn't go without telling you the truth.
Marco
Uh... I, uh...
Goodbye! Goodbye, everyone!
Marco
Star... hey!
[Star goes back to her room and prepares to make herself disappear to Mewni forever]
Marco
What do you mean...?
[Star's room has disappeared forever]
Marco
Star?
[Also Star's loft has disappeared forever as the screen fades to black]
Star vs. the Forces of Evil · 20 quotes