Most-quoted character in Star vs. the Forces of Evil: in 12 of its 20 quotes
Most scenes with: Marco Diaz (8)
Lines by Star Butterfly 2
Star
(narrating) Far, far away, on a magical land called Mewni lived a princess, Star Butterfly.
Star
(spoken) RAIL SLIDE!!!
Star
(narrating) Some people have called me reckless and irresponsible just because, I fight monsters and tame wild unicorns. I like to have a lot of fun and I'm about have a whole lot more because today is 14th birthday, and according to tradition, my mom the queen has to bestow upon me our greatest family heirloom: the royal magic wand!
Star
Guess who? It's me, Star! I have some exciting news for you. Well first, Marco got kidnapped, and I had to blow up a bunch of stuff including my wand, and I was super bummed, because I thought was never gonna do magic again, but then I got my new wan.. My new wand! Oh yeah, and Marco's okay. Say hi, Marco!
Scenes with Star Butterfly 10
SMiss Skullnick
As you can see class, most of you have done a pathetic job.
Star
Not me. I got an F for fantastic.
Star
Huh?
What? You don't have tests on Mewni?
Star
Uh, so what grade did you get?
Only the best grade you can get, A+ with a smiley face.
Star
Ooh. I want the best one too.
Star
Oh, Miss Skullnick. (Skullnick scratches the board and breaks the chalk after being interrupted by Star) Hey Skullzie, can you please do me a teeny favor and turn my F into an A?
SMiss Skullnick
YOU'RE WHINING A LOUSY GRADE?! I FINALLY GOT A GUY WITH A BOAT AND HE LEFT ME AT THE DOCK!!!!
Star
The dock?
SMiss Skullnick
THE DOCK ISN'T THE IMPORTANT PART!!!!! (Star mumbles an idea) I guess I'm doomed to dry land.
Star
I got it. I'll cast a spell to get you perfect guy and you can give me the perfect grade.
SMiss Skullnick
What?! (Star casts a spell) Wait!
Star
LOVE STORM!!!
(Everyone gasps as they find out Star accidentally turned Skullnick into a troll)
Star
I.. I think I turned her into a troll.
JJustin
STAR BUTTERFLY RULES!!!!
BBrittney
Don't worry, Sabrina. The Spirit Boys are gonna catch you. Grow some pompoms!
(Star squeezes through the cheerleaders)
Star
Do these explode? Maybe we can set them on fire!
BBrittney
(offscreen) Uh, we're kinda in the middle of something?
Star
You're the leader. What's the plan?
BBrittney
This year we have a secret weapon. We're gonna distract them with out booty-shaking dance moves.
(Brittney shakes her booty, much to Star's disgust)
Star
Do you know nothing of combat?! No Warrior is gonna be distracted by Chantal's booty!
Star
Lucky for you, my mom assigned the royal guards as my babysitters.
(Cutaway gag/flashback to Star's childhood)
RGRoyal Guard
You know you've done it right when you hear the neck snap.
Young Star
YAAAY!!
(End of cutaway gag/flashback to Star's childhood)
BBrittney
I know on planet "Moo-ni" or wherever it is you're from, it may be okay to be stupid, but no pesky magical foreigner is gonna question my leadership! You are officially banned from the spirit committee!
Star
Fine! Looks like it's all up to me.
BBrittney
Okay, thanks for coming out! Come back never!
Star
I booby trapped the battlefield.
Star, "The Warriors" weren't actually gonna kill our team, they were just gonna beat them in football, which is a GAME!!!
Star
That's it! I'm switching service providers!
Yeah, good call. Star, I feel bad. I think I may have ruined Ferguson's one chance at love. Maybe we are mess-up twins.
Star
Oh, Marco. That pixie didn't love Ferguson. She just wanted to eat him.
Star
And let's be honest. Ferguson does look delicious.
(Marco and Star laugh)
Well, yeah, I guess nobody's perfect.
FFerguson
Uh, why are you guys talking about me like I'm not here? (notices that they forgot Alfonzo) And where's Alfonzo?
(Scene shows that Alfonzo and the Empress are recently married)
PPPastor Pixie
You may now kiss the bride.
(Pixies congratulates the Empress)
AAlfonzo
Yay! I will make a great pixie king! I'll be very tyrannical, hmm?
(Screen fades to black)
(After an adventure to retrieve half of a sandwich inside a monster)
Star
I had it in my hands Marco! I have no idea what you were thinking! (walks away)
(follows her) I was thinking of not dying!
(The monster grabs Marco's leg and Star hits it with a flower pot and closes the portal)
Star
(yells at Marco) We went through all that trouble and this sad little scrap of sandwich is all we have to show for it!
(gets defensive to Star) That's because it's not worth dying for a stupid piece of food! (slaps the sandwich out of her hand and into the wall) I'm going to my room!
Star
I hate when you act like this! (Referring to the first time they met) It makes me wonder why we're even friends! (Scrapes the sandwich off the wall with her hand where there are flies on it now) Ugh, where did all these flies come from?!
(Marco angrily goes to his room and so does Star)
(Star packs her bags for her and Marco's journey to rescue Glossaryck, while he talks to Jackie on the phone)
Uh huh. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Uh huh. Uh huh. Okay. Right.
(hears bang)
You know what, Jackie, can I call you back?
(hangs up the phone)
Look Star, this is a stressful situation I get that, but would it kill you to slow down for a second? You're kind of going overboard. I mean, do you really have to pack this vintage laptop and this purple-y bubbly tea thingy? Why don't you try some breathing excerises?
Star
I don't have time to breathe. I can't waste a.. sec..ond!
Star
Marco, we need to talk. Just one last time.
Is everything okay? You shouted pretty loud. Everybody's just staring at us.
Star
Yeah, I know. But some stuff just came up, and I've only got a little time.
What, why? We got the entire summer.
Star
Marco, I don't know how to tell you this, because you're my best friend...
Star
...and that makes this super weird because...
Star
...because I... I... I do have a crush on you.
[Everyone gasps]
PHPony Head
Who called it?! I called it! Boom! I called it.
Star
I didn't want to admit it because I know you don't feel the same way, and I thought if I just pretended the feelings weren't there, they'd go away. But they haven't. I have to leave Earth, probably forever, and I couldn't go without telling you the truth.
Star
Goodbye! Goodbye, everyone!
[Star goes back to her room and prepares to make herself disappear to Mewni forever]
[Star's room has disappeared forever]
[Also Star's loft has disappeared forever as the screen fades to black]
Star
Mama, I need to talk to you! I can't believe it!
QMQueen Moon
Star I'm in the middle of...
Star
It's blowing my beautiful mind!
Star
(fighting a Knight) Oh! Not bad, me. INCOMING!!!
Star
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