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Star vs. the Forces of Evil · Season 1

Brittney, Star and others in “School Spirit”

Brittney

Don't worry, Sabrina. The Spirit Boys are gonna catch you. Grow some pompoms!

(Star squeezes through the cheerleaders)

Star

Do these explode? Maybe we can set them on fire!

Brittney

(offscreen) Uh, we're kinda in the middle of something?

Star

You're the leader. What's the plan?

Brittney

This year we have a secret weapon. We're gonna distract them with out booty-shaking dance moves.

(Brittney shakes her booty, much to Star's disgust)

Star

Do you know nothing of combat?! No Warrior is gonna be distracted by Chantal's booty!

Chantal

Wha...

Star

Lucky for you, my mom assigned the royal guards as my babysitters.

(Cutaway gag/flashback to Star's childhood)

Royal Guard

You know you've done it right when you hear the neck snap.

Young Star

YAAAY!!

(End of cutaway gag/flashback to Star's childhood)

Brittney

I know on planet "Moo-ni" or wherever it is you're from, it may be okay to be stupid, but no pesky magical foreigner is gonna question my leadership! You are officially banned from the spirit committee!

Star

Fine! Looks like it's all up to me.

Brittney

Okay, thanks for coming out! Come back never!

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