Star Trek: Voyager quotes

[To The Doctor] All of our evidence shows that you are a war criminal!

The Doctor

Evidence?! What evidence!? Like this for example?! [points to a schematic of the Warship: Voyager] Triple-armored hull? Thirty torpedo tubes, twenty-five phaser banks?! This isn't what our ship look like!

We reconstructed it from a partial schematic, found in the Cyrik Ocean... which was badly damaged by corrosion--we were bound to get a few details wrong!

The Doctor

Voyager wasn't a warship! We were explorers!

Yes, I know--trying to get home; to Mars.

The Doctor

Earth! You see, you couldn't even get that right!

The Doctor

[To Quarren] I want to see your version of what happened.

Tom Paris

We've already drained two phaser banks, and it hasn't did anything!

Tuvok

Perhaps if you looked at your console once in a while instead of chasing the female ensigns, you'd see otherwise.

Harry Kim

Tom's right; this war was supposed to be over in five minutes!

Chakotay

[To Tom Paris] You have a better idea, lieutenant?

Tom Paris

As a matter of fact, I do: fighter shuttles. A direct assault.

[To Tom Paris] Led by you? Good luck.

Tom Paris

Watch your mouth, hedgehog!

Chakotay

I haven't heard a single good idea.

Tom Paris

Then propose something, first officer! Earn your rank for once! [Chakotay punches Tom Paris in the stomach while Neelix, Harry Kim and Tuvok try to separate them]

Kathryn Janeway

Gentlemen... [the fight continues] Gentlemen! [Captain Janeway pulls her phaser out and shoots a console, which breaks the fight] Save it for the holodeck! We've got a war to fight. We've only been attacking the Kyrian military instillation--a mistake. We should target the general population.

Excellent idea, captain. I've examined the Kyrian genome and they'd be vulnerable to any number of biological weapons.

Kathryn Janeway

How soon could you have one ready?

Within the hour.

Kathryn Janeway

Dismissed.

The Doctor

[To Quarren] You’ve portrayed us as monsters: the captain is a cold-blooded killer, the crew is a gang of thugs and I am a mass-murderer!

The Doctor

I'll go first, Captain, and draw any fire if need be.

Your crew is heroic, Captain--

The Doctor

I just happen to be invulnerable to phaser fire, but I appreciate the compliment.

[To Tedran] We wouldn't need help if we wanted to destroy you!

It was a pivotal moment in our history. As the result of The Doctor's testimony, a dialogue was open between our peoples; eventually, we found a new respect for our divergent cultures and traditions. The efforts of people like Quarren and The Doctor paved the way for unity. Quarren died six years later, but he lived long enough to witness the dawn of harmony. And The Doctor? Well, he served as our surgical chancellor for many years, until he decided to leave. He took a small craft and set a course for the alpha quadrant, attempting to trace the path of Voyager. He said he had a longing for home.

Tom Paris

[nervous about getting into a stasis chamber] Why do they have to design these things like coffins?

Harry Kim

Should we replicate you a teddy bear?

You've become increasingly irritant

Seven

So have you.

Only because I have had to put up with you.

They did not make these Jefferies tubes for creature comfort. It would have been better if they built them so we can walk upright in them.

Seven

But they did not, so there is no purpose complaining about it.

I like complaining. It's comfortable.

Kathryn Janeway

Have you encountered his species before?

Seven of Nine

Species 116.

Is that what you call us?

Seven of Nine

The Borg has never been able to assimilate them. [Turns to Arturis] Not yet.

Kathryn Janeway

Seven!

Tom Paris

(Beaming aboard the USS Dauntless with Chakotay and Tuvok) Wow!

Tuvok

Wow, indeed.

Tom Paris

Look at this, it looks like the quantum drive is being routed through the main deflector.

Chakotay

Is that what's creating the slipstream?

Tom Paris

It looks that way.

Tuvok

Fascinating. Can you make it stop?

Seven of Nine

Lieutenant, you seem eager to return to Earth.

B'Elanna Torres

"Eager"? I wouldn't go that far.

Seven of Nine

Intuition?

Kathryn Janeway

It's intuition if I'm right.

[To Janeway] You negotiated an agreement with the Borg Collective! Safe passage through their space! And in return, you helped them defeat one of their enemies.

Seven of Nine

Species 8472.

In your colorful language, yes, species 8472!