Uhura quotes from Star Trek: The Original Series

Uhura

Hailing frequencies open.

Uhura

Mr. Spock, sometimes I think if I hear that word "frequency" again, I'll cry.

Spock

It is illogical for a communications officer to resent the word "frequency."

Uhura

Then I'm an illogical woman. Why don't you tell me what an attractive lady I am? Or how your planet looks when the moon is full.

Spock

Vulcan has no moon, Miss Uhura.

Uhura

I'm not surprised.

Uhura

[over the intercom] Entering planet's outer atmosphere, sir.

Scotty

Captain!

Kirk

What is it?

Scotty

He's turned the engines off. They're completely cold. It'll take 30 minutes to regenerate them.

Uhura

[over the intercom] Entering planet's outer atmosphere, sir. Ship's outer skin is beginning to heat, Captain. Orbit plot shows we have about 8 minutes left.

Kirk

Scotty!

Scotty

I canna change the laws of physics! I've got to have 30 minutes!

Kirk

Stop it! What's the matter with you two? Didn't you hear Spock? Your planet is dead! There's nobody alive on Cheron because of hate. The cause you fought about no longer exists. Give yourselves time to breathe. Give up your hate. You're welcome to live with us. Listen to me. You both must end up dead if you don't stop hating.

You're an idealistic dreamer! [flees toward the Transporter]

Kirk

Bele, the chase is finished.

Bele

He must not escape me!

Spock

Where can he go?

Kirk

Bele!

Uhura

Shall I alert Security Sir?

Kirk

No Lt where can they run?

Spock

Captain, I have located them on ship's sensors. Bele is chasing Lokai on deck three. Bele is passing recreation room three, approaching the crewmen's lounge. Lokai is running past the crewmen's lounge. Lokai has just arrived on deck five. Passing recreation room three.

Uhura

Captain, someone has activated the transporter mechanism.

Kirk

Spock, anyone in the transporter room?

Spock

Negative, Captain. Transporter room is clear. However, there is a life-form materialising on the planet. It is Lokai. He is back on Cheron.

Kirk

There's nobody there to try him. His judges are all dead.

Uhura

Captain, the transporter mechanism has been activated again.

Kirk

Of course.

Spock

It is Bele, Captain. And another life-form has appeared on Cheron.

Uhura

It doesn't make any sense.

Spock

To expect sense from two mentalities of such extreme viewpoints is not logical.

Sulu

But their planet's dead. Does it matter now which one's right?

Spock

Not to Lokai and Bele. All that matters to them is their hate.

Uhura

Do you suppose that's all they ever had, sir?

Kirk

No, but that's all they have left. Warp factor two, Mister Sulu. Set course for Starbase Four.

Spock

Lieutenant Uhura, has Starfleet honored our request with a reply?

Uhura

There has been no response as yet, sir.

Spock

Did you advise them the Captain's life is at stake?

Uhura

Yes, sir. They insist the matter must be referred to the Federation.

Spock

What department?

Uhura

The Bureau of Planetary Treaties.

Spock

Contact them directly.

Uhura

I did, Mr. Spock. They insist that we must go through Starfleet channels.