Pavel Chekov quotes from Star Trek: The Original Series

Chekov

What can I do, Captain? You know we are always supposed to maintain good relations with the natives!

Chekov

Captain Kirk would never order an execution; that cannot be the captain!

I am Apollo!

Chekov

[sarcastically] And I am the Tsar of all the Russias!

Kirk

Mr. Chekov...

Chekov

I'm sorry, Captain. I never met a god before.

Kirk

And you haven't yet.

Chekov

It makes me homesick. Just like Russia.

McCoy

More like the Garden of Eden, Ensign.

Chekov

Of course, Doctor. The Garden of Eden was just outside Moscow. A wery nice place. It must have made Adam and Eve wery sad to leave.

Kirk

[Sarcastically] Just....outside Moscow, all right.

Kirk

Well, opinions?

Chekov

I think we're in a lot of trouble.

Kirk

That's a great help, Mister Chekov. Bones?

McCoy

I think Mister Chekov's right. We are in a lot of trouble.

Kirk

Spock? - and if you say we're in a lot of trouble -!

Chekov

'Give us some more blood, Chekov.' 'The needle won't hurt, Chekov.' 'Take off your shirt, Chekov.' 'Roll over, Chekov.' 'Breathe deeply, Chekov.' 'Blood sample, Chekov.' 'Marrow sample, Chekov.' 'Skin sample, Chekov.' IF...if I live long enough, I'm going to run out of samples!

Sulu

You'll live.

Chekov

Oh yes, I'll live, but I won't enjoy it!

Scotty

When are y'gonna get off that milk diet, lad?

Chekov

This is vodka!

Scotty

Where I come from, that's soda pop. Now, this is a drink for a man.

Chekov

Scotch?

Scotty

Aye.

Chekov

It was invented by a little old lady from Leningrad!

Captain Kirk. You did not kill. Is this the way of your kind?

Kirk

We fight only when there is no other choice. We prefer the ways of peaceful contact. I speak for a vast alliance of fellow creatures who believe in the same thing. We have sought you out to join us. Our mission is still one of peace.

Approach our planet and be welcome. A delegation will come out to meet you. Our warning threats are over.

Kirk

Excellent. Lieutenant, cancel Red Alert. Mister Chekov, resume original course, warp factor two.

Chekov

Warp factor two, sir.

Spock

Captain. May I ask a question? You needn't answer if it seems too personal.

Kirk

I'm sure I'll be able to give you an answer, Mister Spock

Spock

This afternoon, you wanted to kill, didn't you?

McCoy

But he didn't kill, Mister Spock.

Spock

But he wanted to, Doctor.

Kirk

Is that the way it seemed to you?

Spock

Yes, sir.

Kirk

Mister Spock... you're absolutely right. That's exactly the way it was.

Spock

Mankind. Ready to kill.

Kirk

That's the way it was in 1881.

Spock

I wonder how humanity managed to survive.

Kirk

... We overcame our instinct for violence.

Chekov

Has there ever been a mutiny on a starship before?

Spock

Absolutely no record of such an occurrence, Ensign.

Chekov

I didn't think Mr. Scott would go for the brainy type.

Sulu

I don't think he's even noticed she has a brain.

Chekov

I believe I know one of them. At least, I think I recognize her voice. Her name is... Irina Galliulin. We were in Starfleet Academy together.

Kirk

One of those... was in the Academy?!