Beverly Crusher quotes from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Dr. Beverly Crusher

He's prepared to kill you.

Jean-Luc Picard

An excellent reason to escape.

Beverly Crusher

Computer. Read the entire crew roster for the Enterprise.

Dr. Beverly Crusher.

Beverly Crusher

Have I always been the only member of the crew on the starship Enterprise?

Affirmative.

Beverly Crusher

If this were a bad dream, would you tell me?

That is not a valid question.

Beverly Crusher

Like hell it's not. What is the primary mission of the starship Enterprise?

To explore the galaxy.

Beverly Crusher

Do I have the necessary skills to complete that mission alone?

Negative.

Beverly Crusher

Then why am I the only crew member?

[confused beeping]

Beverly Crusher

Aha. Got you there.

Beverly Crusher

Here's a question you shouldn't be able to answer...Computer: What is the nature of the universe?

The universe is a spheroid region 705 meters in diameter.

Beverly Crusher

They don't do a lot of tap-dancing at weddings.

Data

Why?

Beverly Crusher

Well, Data, because...I don't really know why, Data.

Jean-Luc Picard

My aunt Adelle cured a lot of sleepless nights with this steaming milk.

Beverly Crusher

Thank you. Mmm, nutmeg.

Picard

Whenever I get insomnia, I try to perfect the recipe.

Beverly Crusher

Thank you, for everything.

Picard

Uh uh. Thank Aunt Adelle.

Beverly Crusher

I wish I knew how I could help.

Jean-Luc Picard

Perhaps I just needed a shoulder.

Beverly Crusher

Well it's there for you, Jean-Luc. It always has been.

Beverly Crusher

But even in war there are rules. You don't kill civilians indiscriminately.

There are no civilians among the Borg.

Q

What is it about these squirming little infants that you find so appealing?

Beverly Crusher

I'm sure that's beyond your comprehension, Q.

Q

I desperately hope so.

Beverly Crusher

I don't interfere with what you're teaching her.

Q

You wouldn't be capable of interfering.

Beverly Crusher

I don't think it's too much to ask for you to do the same.

Beverly Crusher

(who apparently didn't notice her transformation) And you stay out of mine!

Beverly Crusher

(after restoring Troi's original appearance) Well, that about does it. How does it feel to have your own face back?

Deanna Troi

(feeling her face with her hand) Just right. Thank you.