Computer. Read the entire crew roster for the Enterprise.
CComputer
Dr. Beverly Crusher.
Have I always been the only member of the crew on the starship Enterprise?
CComputer
Affirmative.
If this were a bad dream, would you tell me?
CComputer
That is not a valid question.
Like hell it's not. What is the primary mission of the starship Enterprise?
CComputer
To explore the galaxy.
Do I have the necessary skills to complete that mission alone?
CComputer
Negative.
Then why am I the only crew member?
CComputer
[confused beeping]
Aha. Got you there.
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