Q quotes from Star Trek: The Next Generation

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Thou art notified that thy kind has infiltrated the galaxy too far already. Thou art directed to return to thine own solar system immediately.

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Go back, or thou shalt most certainly die!

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But you can't deny that you're still a dangerous, savage child race.

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...and 400 years before that, you were murdering each other in quarrels over tribal god images. Since then, there are no indications that humans will ever change.

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There are preparations to make, but when we next meet, Captain, we'll proceed exactly as you suggest.

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The game will be totally unfair!

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You judge yourselves against the pitiful adversaries you've encountered so far: the Romulans, the Klingons... They're nothing compared to what's waiting. Picard, you are about to move into areas of the galaxy containing wonders more incredible than you can possibly imagine... and terrors to freeze your soul. I offer myself as a guide -- only to be rejected out of hand.

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(to Worf) Micro-brain! Growl for me, let me know you still care!

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(to Worf) I can't disappear any more than you could win a beauty contest.

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I'm not good in groups. It's hard to work in groups when you're omnipotent.

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Dr Crusher, Starfleet have sent you into exile again.

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Your bedside manner is admirable, Doctor. I'm sure your patients must recover quickly... (sotto voce) just to get away from you.

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This is getting on my nerves, now that I have them!

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[To Picard] You are the most impossible person to buy a gift for!

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Crusher gets more shrill with every passing year.