Worf quotes from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Jean-Luc Picard

We think we've come so far. Torture of heretics, burning of witches, is all ancient history. Then, before you can blink an eye, suddenly, it threatens to start all over again.

Worf

I believed her. I-- I helped her. I did not see what she was.

Jean-Luc Picard

Mr. Worf, villains who twirl their moustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well-camouflaged.

Worf

I think... after yesterday, people will not be so ready to trust her.

Jean-Luc Picard

Maybe. But she, or someone like her, will always be with us. Waiting for the right climate in which to flourish, spreading fear in the name of righteousness. Vigilance, Mr. Worf. That is the price we have to continually pay.

Data

Computer, current location of Lt. Commander La Forge.

Cargo Bay 4.

Data

Data to Lt. Worf. Priority 1.

Worf

Go ahead.

Data

Take Commander La Forge into custody immediately.

Worf

Sir?

Data

That is an order.

Worf

I believe you to be a man of honor, Gowron. I ask you: restore my family name.

Worf... You killed Duras. I consider that no small favor. But what you ask is impossible.

Worf

But after your installation...!

The grasp of Duras reaches out from the grave! Much of the council is still loyal to his family. I must have the council's support to survive. I cannot expose their treachery. You chose to accept this disgrace for the good of the Empire. now you must live with your decision, like a Klingon!

Worf

Congratulations. You are now fully dilated to ten centimeters. You may now give birth.

That's what I've been doing!

Worf

The computer simulation was not like this. That delivery was very orderly.

WELL I'M SORRY!!

Worf

Push, Keiko! Push! Push!

I AM PUSHING!

William Riker

Sometimes I wonder if he's stacking the deck.

Data

I assure you, commander, the cards have been sufficiently randomized.

Worf

[surly] I hope so.

Worf

I am experiencing nIb'poH, the feeling I have done this before.

Riker

Yes, last Tuesday night.

Worf

That's not what I mean.

I give you one last chance to accept our way of life.

Worf

Those are eloquent words, Tokath, but the truth is, I am being executed because I brought something dangerous to your young people-- knowledge.

Worf

Knowledge of their origins, knowledge of the real reasons you are here in this camp.

Worf

The truth is a threat to you.

Enough!

Worf

Captain, incoming message from the New Berlin Colony. They have cancelled their distress call. Evidently a Ferengi trading ship entered their system and someone panicked.

Riker

Third time today. Stand down Red Alert. Reduce speed. Return to our patrol route.

Jean-Luc Picard

Mister Worf, acknowledge the signal from New Berlin, transmit another copy of Starfleet's ship-recognition protocols - and tell them to read it this time.

Worf

Aye, sir.

Riker

They were fast, aggressive, almost vicious. It was more like fighting Klingons than... [realizes] ...Borg. [to Worf] No offense.

Worf

None taken.

Data

May I ask a personal favor?

Worf

Yes?

Data

Will you take care of Spot for me?

Worf

Your animal?

Data

I am concerned that if I have another waking dream, I may injure him.

Worf

Of course. Spot, come here.

Data

Unlike a canine, Spot will not respond to verbal commands.

Data

Goodbye, Spot. He will need to be fed once a day. He prefers feline supplement one-twenty-five.

Worf

I understand.

Data

And he will require water. And you must also provide him with a sand box. And you must talk to him. Tell him he is a pretty cat, and a good cat, and—

Worf

I will feed him.

Data

Perhaps that will be enough.

Picard

What type of cake is that?

Data

It is a cellular peptide cake.

Worf

[With mouth full] With mint frosting.