Worf quotes from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Worf

Drop your shields...IMMEDIATELY!

And if I refuse?

Worf

then die in ignorance.

Picard

Lieutenant, I order you to relax.

Worf

I AM RELAXED!

Riker

How’d you like command?

Worf

Comfortable chair.

Picard

It is exactly as they left it, Number One. In the bottle. [seeing his confusion]... The ship in the bottle. [further confusion] Good Lord, didn't anybody here build ships in bottles when they were boys?

Worf

I did not play with toys.

Data

I was never a boy.

[brightly] I did, sir.

Picard

Thank you, Mister O'Brien. Proceed.

[defensively] I did! I really did! Ships in bottles? Great fun!

Dr. Beverly Crusher

Lieutenant, I understand your feelings about the Romulans, but this is not the time or the place.

Worf

If you had seen them kill your parents, you would understand, Doctor. It is always the time and the place for those feelings.

Beverly Crusher

This Romulan didn't murder your parents. And you are the only one who can save his life.

Worf

Then he will die.

My name is DaiMon Goss and these are my counsels, Kol and Dr Aridor. We'll need chairs.

Jean-Luc Picard

I'm Captain Picard of the Enterprise. I am serving as host for these proceedings.

Good. Then see to it we get some chairs.

Picard

Let me explain.

Fine, fine, just have your Klingon servant get us some chairs.

Worf

I am in charge of security!

Then who gets the chairs?

How do you allow Klingon peta'Q to walk around in a Starfleet uniform?

Worf

You are lucky this is not a Klingon ship. We know how to deal with spies.

Remove this tohzah from my sight!

Riker

Your knowledge of Klingon curses is impressive. But, as a Romulan might say, only a veruul would use such language in public.

I urge you, Captain Picard: surrender. Consider the men and women you would lead into a lost cause!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

If the cause is just and honorable, they are prepared to give their lives. Are you prepared to die today, Tomalak?

I expected more than an idle threat from you, Picard.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

Then you shall have it! Mr. Worf?

Worf

Aye, sir!

Worf

Klingon warships, armed and ready, sir!

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

What shall it be, Tomalak?

You will still not survive our assault.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard

And you will not survive ours. Shall we die together?

Q

I have no powers! Q the ordinary!

Picard

Q the liar! Q the misanthrope!

Q

Q the miserable, Q the desperate! What must I do to convince you people?

Worf

Die!

Q

Oh, very clever, Worf. Eat any good books lately?

Q

If I ask a very simple question, do you think you might be able to answer it without it troubling your intellect too much? (He enters the cell) Ready? Here goes. Would I permit you to lock me away if I still had all my powers?

Worf

You have fooled us too often, Q.

Q

Perspicacity incarnate! Please don't feel compelled now to tell me the story of the boy who cried Worf.

Guinan

All right, try this.

Worf

What is it?

Guinan

Just try it.

Guinan

You see? It's an Earth drink. Prune juice.

Worf

[awestruck] A warrior's drink.

Riker

Is it my imagination, or have tempers become a little frayed on the ship lately?

Worf

I hadn't noticed.

Worf

I see what you mean.

Riker

...Geordi, what the hell is going on here!?

Geordi

I wish I knew!

Riker

Now, how the hell do we defeat an enemy that knows us better than we know ourselves?

Worf

The Borg have neither honour nor courage. That is our greatest advantage.

Jean-Luc Picard

Never mind, Mr. Worf, just have Commander Data fetch me in a shuttle. And have him bring a uniform.

Worf

Did you say... uniform?

Worf

The Federation does have enemies, we must seek them out!

Jean-Luc Picard

Oh yes, that's how it starts, but the road from legitimate suspicion to rampant paranoia is very much shorter than we think.