Data quotes from Star Trek: The Next Generation

Data

I could be pursuing an untamed ornithoid without cause.

Data

[experimenting with "friendly insults and jibes"] My hair does not require trimming, you lunkhead.

Data

[performing the tap step he has just learned] Am I dancing, Doctor?

Data

The advocate will refrain from making her opponent disappear.

Data

[after Ardra becomes the Devil] Any more disruptions and I will rule you in contempt of court. Is that understood?

Data

I will draw my own conclusions, if you do not mind... Sir.

Data

As my final duty as acting captain, I order you to bed.

Data

Report, please. Geordi, please respond.

Data

I assume your handprint will open this door whether you are conscious or not.

Data

I never knew what a friend was until I met Geordi. He spoke to me as though I were human. He treated me no differently from anyone else. He accepted me for what I am. And that, I have learned, is friendship. But I do not know how to say goodbye.

Data

[in Texan accent] Howdy, commander!

Data

You just sit tight. We'll have this all fixed up in time for supper.

Data

My upper spinal support is a poly-alloy designed to withstand extreme stress. My skull is composed of cortenide and duranium.

Data

This is down. Down is good.

Data

This is up. Up is no.

Data

Geordi,…what…does it feel like…when a person is losing his mind?