Lionel in “Stanley's Great Big Book of Adventure”

Aw, man. I'm never gonna write the rest of this song. I really wish I could go. I can't write a song here. I can't do anything here. If I lived someplace nice and quiet, I could write a song. I could write a million songs. But, no. I have to live here with my pain-in-the-neck brother.

[As soon as Lionel sits down in his chair, the book opens. Lionel sees a picture of the Arctic circle in the book.]

[astonished] Whoa! Look at that! Now that looks like a perfect place to write a song. No noise, no bothers, and no brothers. I wish I lived someplace like that.

[Right on cue, a swirling vortex opens in the book, and Lionel falls in.]

WHOOOOAAAAA!

[Lionel pops out of a snowy hill, dressed in a parka. He has been teleported to the Arctic.]

Where am I? STANLEY!!!