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S3 E11

Stanley · Season 3, Episode 11

Lionel and Stanley in “Stanley's Great Big Book of Adventure”

[Lionel is looking for Stanley in his room. He opens his closet and looks in it.]

Lionel

There's no use in hiding, Stanley. Give me back my song.

[Stanley jumps out of the book with the torn half of Lionel's song. He approaches Lionel.]

Stanley

Hi, Lionel.

[Lionel gets startled, and jumps in the closet.]

Lionel

AAAH!

Stanley

[chuckles]

Lionel

Where did you come from?

Stanley

I was just getting your song back.

Lionel

Well, where is it?

[Stanley nervously presents the torn half of the song to Lionel.]

Stanley

Well... Here.

[Lionel grabs the half from Stanley. He is horrified.]

Lionel

My song! Where's the other half?!

Stanley

I just wanted to help you.

Lionel

Why do you have to always mess everything up?!

Stanley

It wasn't me! It was the bird-- The book-- The kōkako!

Lionel

[fed up] That's it.

[Lionel grabs Stanley's book.]

Stanley

What are you doing?!

[Lionel heads to Stanley's door.]

Lionel

I've had enough of you, and your silly animals, and your silly book.

[Lionel leaves Stanley's room, and makes his way back to his room.]

Stanley

Hey, come back with my book!

[Stanley chases after Lionel.]

Stanley

Lionel! Give it back!

Lionel

No way! I've got a lot of work to do, and I don't need you acting like an aardvark, or a guinea pig, or some goofy bird to mess it up! [slams the door shut]

Stanley

Lionel, give me my book! [yelling furiously] I WANT MY BOOK!!! MOM!!! DAD!!!

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