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“Sloth for a Day” quotes from Stanley

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“Sloth for a Day” · Season 1

In this episode: Stanley (3), Dennis (3)

[Dennis was reading a book, when Stanley suddenly picks up his bowl.]

Whoa! Where are we going?!

[Stanley slides down the stairs and runs through the house with Dennis.]

Wahoo!

Uh, I thought you were gonna think about your project.

I think best of my pogo stick. I think it's in the garage.

[As Stanley keeps running, Dennis reacts in fright.]

Watch out for those--!

[Stanley trips over a stack of newspapers, sending Dennis flying in the air.]

Aaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

[gasps]

[Stanley catches Dennis' fishbowl, which catches the water, and Dennis.]

Newspapers.

This guy is cool. He doesn't look like he has any chores at all. What does he do all day?

Well mostly, he eats leaves and hangs upside down.

I'm gonna give it a try.

[concerned] I don't know, Stanley. Hanging from a tree all day and all night might be okay for a sloth, but...

You think it's a great idea, right?

Well... Just don't eat the leaves.

[Stanley is hanging from the sloth's branch, covered in algae, and straining. Dennis' bowl is on top of the branch, also covered with algae.]

Can we please stop this silly game, Stanley? Aren't your arms getting tired?

[strains] Just a few more...

[Suddenly, Stanley, Dennis, and the sloth hear some growling above them. A jaguar is prowling across the canopy. He doesn't notice Stanley, Dennis, or the sloth, so he leaves. Stanley turns gets on top of the branch.]

Wow. That jaguar was huge. He didn't see us.

I think he was searching for a meal. Thanks for camouflaging my bowl.

[Suddenly, they hear the sound of a chainsaw.]

What's that sound?

Doesn't sound like any animal I've ever heard.

[A tree topples over.]

Whoa! He's gonna...

Cut us down!

Whoa...

[Stanley screams as the tree topples over.]

Aaaah!

[Dennis is briefly left hanging in the air, before plummeting down.]

Aaaah!

SDStanley and Dennis

Whoa--!

[Stanley and Dennis fall into the river.]

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