Dr. Caldwell and Dr. Ehrlich in “The Children's Hour”

[while looking at a X-ray] Come on, Ehrlich, your interest in Mrs. Dowd has more to do with your own testosterone than her husband's endocrines.

Even prisoners have conjugal rights. Why can't hospital patients, okay? This is an important ethical question!

Look, if you were really worried about ethics, you wouldn't be hitting on the guy's wife while he was in traction.

Is that what you think? That I'm some sort of ulterior pig who only cares about getting his ashes Holt?

Took the words right out of my mouth.

Well, you're entitled to your opinion, but I'm not gonna lead Mrs. Dowd in the lurch!