Sheriff, Rusty and others in “Unfinished Business”

Early, it's my job to protect and serve all forms of life, even the unhatched. Every American has the right to life!

Even that crazy bitch in Houston what killed all them cats in the bathtub?

Well yeah, she should die, but I'm talking about the unborn. Inside that egg is a beatin' heart; a soul, this small. And uh, while I don't understand how Rusty might have conceived-

Diplarobosomosexualosmosis, right down 'ere in his buttcrack.

Alright, alright, whatever, is that how he did it? My point is, this is a life. And even though you don't love it, you don't have any money, and you won't give it any opportunities, this here egg could grow up to be president. Or find the cure for homosexuality! waiterminute, hell, even become the next Tom T. Hall!

So whatcher sayin' is uh, that my grandbaby rightchere might someday grow up to be the gay president of Tom T. Hall? Outstandiner than hell.