Squidbillies quotes

Listen here. Readings don't never not done nothing for not NOBODY!

I think you mean 'not nonebody'.

Excuse me, not nonebody. Never not no one, didn't about no reason, not never, and by God they never not ain't gonna will!

You're under arrest for entrapment...of my heart."

Do you think this is the only illegal thing I have to do today?

Allow me to pose a hypothesis. Say, hypothetically, I... slayed a prostitute during an 8-Ball fuelled weekend of debauchery. I know, it sounds silly but bear with me. Would this hole in space-time be a good place for such a hypothetical and now very lifeless body?

I've tailored your film to appeal to the local populous... as they drag their jaws through the street like common simians.

I'm Doctor Horny, and you know what that means; I love poon-tang... but enough about your Mom!

I like the way the tiny food bits mix with my spit, and get all soft so I can swallow em down my neck tube.

A fool and his money...

Together again!

I don't know what to say, Glenn. Put yourself in his shoes. I mean, It's what he wanted.

But it's my wife.

And I don't want to do this.

I got my man cave back!

That thing’s for real?

Shoot him! Shoot him, Sheriff! Shoot him at once. Where are you going?

He knows I didn’t eat my okra! Mac and cheese should count as a vegetable. Hell, it’s listed as a side!