Squidward, Mr. Krabs and others in “Abandon Twits”

Squidward

End of another 18-hour shift of misery.

Oh, ahoy there! [closes the doors of the Krusty Krab and walks over to SpongeBob and Squidward] And what do you two have planned for this weekend?

SpongeBob

I'm polishing Gary's shell! [SpongeBob's face turns into a polisher and he uses it on Squidward]

Squidward

Well I'm going to a post-post-pre-modern unconstructivist dance performance! [dances as red, blue, and yellow lights flash quickly behind him]

[narrows eyes] Uh, well, that's uh, fascinating...