Patrick, it's Clem Clam!
[pounds his fists] Let's get him!
W-w-wait, Patrick. We're here to make friends with him, don't you remember?
Obviously, I do not.
[rubbing his chin] How are we gonna get him to play the show? [gets an idea] I got it! We'll appeal to his intellect with sound reasoning and convincing arguments!
[SpongeBob and Patrick grovel and beg in front of Clem, who is inflating balloons.]
[crying] Please!
[crying] We need you!
[crying] You gotta come back, you just gotta!
[ties balloon] You can cool it, cats. Whatever your scheme is, I'm in. [gives balloon to SpongeBob] Just get me out of this crazy circus. I'm terrified of clowns, man.
[A circus tent opens, revealing a clown with a yellow eyes and an evil smile, as honking and evil laughter is heard. Clem shudders.]
Well, that's great, Mr. Clem Clam, because tomorrow night, [puts his hand around Patrick] we're getting the band back together. Reunion show tomorrow night at Goofy Goober's. So far, you're the only one we've found, though.
You know, the circus's least flexible contortionist saw Bongos Bear [points right] at that massage place downtown, man.
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