I don't know what a pink plonker is, but I don't like it! [punches Animatronic Hieronymus with his tongue, knocking his head off]
Aaaaaaaaah!
[attaches himself to Animatronic Hieronymus's body] Ooh! Hey! I like this body better than mine... it comes with pockets!
I like my new body too! [walks up using Patrick's body which he struggles to control] But I still want that head! [tries to fight Patrick]
I said I was sorry, you weirdo! [they continue fighting, and knock each other's heads off. The heads keep fighting on the ground and SpongeBob jumps to avoid them while the toddler laughs and claps]
Enough! [the heads stop fighting, and the real Hieronymus Glove, stuck in a block of ice, rolls up to them while a pair of servants sweep the ground in front of him] No, no, this won't do at all! Put those heads back on their bodies post-haste! [the servants toss their brooms aside and walk towards the group] Splendid!
Wow! [the servants put Patrick's head back on his body] Are you the real Hieronymus Glove?
[the servants put Animatronic Hieronymus's head back on his body] No, he's not, I'm the real Hieronymus Glove!
Hahahaha, splendid! Do wipe that one's memory bank before he does more damage to my park. Thank you! [one of the servants whacks Patrick's head with a giant wrench] Not him, the other one!
Hmm? [the servant whacks Animatronic Hieronymus's head with the wrench] Ow! Re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-re-- and that's why we wear gloves on our hands and not our knees! Haha... [powers down and falls over. The servants catch him and carry him away]
Splendid! I'm afraid I'm the real Hieronymus Glove, and I'm at your service.
We love your gloves!
Splendid! And since being terrorized by our robots has never been Glove World policy, you are all hereby released from Glove Jail!
We've been pardoned! Splendid!
Splendid! And for proving yourselves to be unselfish and kind, I'm going to give all of Glove World to the both of you!
Ahhhhhh! [the servants weld crowns to SpongeBob and Patrick's heads] Really?
Of course not! Hahahahaha! I may be cryogenically frozen, but I'm not a loony! [they all laugh, and the floor rises up to take them back to Glove World as Hieronymus begins singing] ♪Well, that concludes our show and as you can see, there still is nothing quite like gloves!
Until we meet again for a shopping spree, where I hope you buy all kinds of gloves to love!
With the handy help of SpongeBob and Patrick, we defeated my crazy robot head!
Now that the twit is gone...♪
[singing] ♪Glove World can carry on!♪
[singing] ♪And the toddler can go to bed. Goodnight!♪
[SpongeBob and Patrick fall asleep as the curtains go down. The toddler jumps out of their arms and runs off, waking them up.]
Hey! [they go running after him]
Come back here, little guy!
I saved you a Ham Fist! [the second act, and the entire episode, ends with a cut to black]
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