First, we build a furnace to make the bottles.
[pulls out the molten glass from the furnace. She takes a deep breath and blows the glass into a shoe. She does it the second time and blows it into a human brain. She does it the third time and blows it into a sea shell. She does it the fourth time and makes it into the bottle she needed for her ship] Perfect and slick as a whistle. [blows in the bottle and makes a whistle; she shows the bottle to Mr. Krabs]
Hmm. [takes out a hammer and smashes the bottle] Try again.
[growls in disgust. She makes another bottle and shows it to Mr. Krabs] Huh?
[smashes the bottle with the hammer] Try again.
:[makes another bottle and shows it to Mr. Krabs. This time, Mr. Krabs is on a swing] Huh?
[smashes the bottle with the hammer] Try again. [Sandy makes another bottle and smashes the bottle with the hammer] Try again. [Sandy makes another bottle and smashes the bottle with the hammer] Try again. [Sandy makes another bottle and smashes the bottle with the hammer] Try again. [She makes one more bottle and is breathing heavily in anger. Mr. Krabs holds out the hammer and goes to hit the bottle. Sandy cowers as he is going to strike at the bottle. This time, Mr. Krabs doesn't destroy it. He sees it as the perfect bottle for the model ship] Perfect!
Whew!
Now, we can start on the ship. [accidentally smashes her bottle with the hammer] Oh, wait, um, I wasn't supposed to break that one, was I?
[whimpers and is completely worn out] I feel like chewed-up twine. I'm going to bed. And you can forget about the prize money, 'cause the contest is tomorrow.
[spits his soda out in surprise] Tomorrow?! [cries as his tears fill up his water helmet] Me prize money! Hey, mind if I take a crack at this ship bottle thing?
Knock yourself out. [closes the door]
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