[The episode begins at Patrick's house during the night. A shooting star flies in the sky]
Okay, Patrick, one more book, then you go to sleep, 'kay?
'Kay.
This one is called "You Can Be Anything."
[blabbers as he spins over his bed] I can be anything?
Oh, sure you can, pal. [opens the book and shows the page with a fireman pop-out] You can be a firefighter... [the fireman pop-out sprays water in Patrick's face; SpongeBob turns the page that shows a doctor pop-out] You can be a doctor... [Patrick whimpers; SpongeBob turns the page and shows a cowboy pop-out] You can be a cowboy.
That's what I want to be!
Cowboy. Great choice.
No, no, no, no, no! [points to the horse pop out] That.
A horse? [chuckles] Buddy, I don't think you want to be a horse.
You said I can be anything, and I want to be a horse! [His eyes thump SpongeBob's eyes]
Sure, sure, you can be a horse. [tucks Patrick in his sand bed and sighs] Nighty-night, Patrick. [turns out the light and leaves]
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