Hey, SpongeBob! [notices SpongeBob in his underwear] You're in your underwear. That's cool. [shoves a large envelope onto SpongeBob's face] I got your mail. What is it?
[pulls out envelope from his face] It's my life insurance. I got one for you too!
Oh boy, life insurance! [jumps around joyfully] Life insurance, life insurance, life insurance, life insurance! [suddenly stops moving in mid-air] What's life insurance?
I'm not sure, but I think that means for the rest of our lives we are protected. We can't get hurt.
[stares at the contract, closely chews the contract, then spits out the contract] This contract tastes legitimate, but I don't believe it! [squeezes moist contract]
Well, let's try to get hurt, and we'll see?
Huh! Well, finally, something I'm good at.
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