[At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is working on The Analyzer]
Oh, Planky-bear? Plankton? [Plankton ignores her] Plankton!
What? What is it, Karen? Can't you see I'm working there! [points right close to the electronic components of The Analyzer]
Yes, but I wanted you to show you my new screensaver. [Shows a screensaver full of flying cake mixers] What do you think?
[sarcastically, not looking at her, and still building electrical components] Great.
[rolls towards Plankton] You didn't even look.
Ehh... [looks at Karen] No, I didn't! Can't you see I'm working on my new molecular analyzer? [The Analyzer starts picturing whatever Plankton says] Now all I need is the smallest molecule of a patty and the formula will be mine!
Just tell me if I should permanently upload the screensaver!
I said not now– [accidentally switches The Analyzer on and he gets sucked up by The Analyzer's tube] Oww-oww! [gets processed into the various machines. He gets smashed by a boot and flipped, dragged over by a robot hand to be wringed out by two other robotic hands. Liquid Plankton goes into another machine to be zapped and processed into binary dump. Plankton makes drowning noises as he is being processed into binary dump]
Analyzing... 30% mean guy, 20% spiteful monster, 50% evil butt-head. Sample is... 100% big jerk. [pushes out Plankton, who is now back in his normal form] I have also analyzed your screensaver, Karen. It is most beautiful! [Rainbow appears on his screen]
No one asked you! [smashes the Analyzer with a wrench] Are you happy now, Karen?
No, I'm not. I was just trying to make myself pretty for you, but do you even care? All you ever do is make stupid schemes about stupid sandwiches!
Stupid? Your new screensaver is stupid and it makes your processor look fat!
[her screen becomes fire] What?????
Oops! Okay, let's all calm down before you say something you'll regret.
You know what? No one talks to me like that. Get out!
I will not get out! This is my restaurant, and no one can make me leave! [gets kicked out]
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